Remember to stop writing 2024 on…

Jan 01, 2025 zaps

Remember to stop writing 2024 on…

Remember to stop writing 2024 on your #zaps!…

Happy fuckin’ New Year! 🥂🎉🤙

Jan 01, 2025

Happy fuckin’ New Year! 🥂🎉🤙

Happy fuckin’ New Year! 🥂🎉🤙…

Jan 01, 2025

just setting up my olas

just setting up my olas…

Happy New Year to Brazil and…

Jan 01, 2025

Happy New Year to Brazil and…

Happy New Year to Brazil and Argentina, I always forget how many hours ahead of New York you are! 😅🇧🇷🇦🇷💃🕺🏻…

Jan 01, 2025

Bet it sucks to be in…

Bet it sucks to be in Times Square right now. ⛈️…

Jan 01, 2025

Status: Slowly making my way through…

Status: Slowly making my way through a can of Connecticut beer that one my wife’s relatives left in our fridge last week, which I

Happy New Year, @corndalorian, King of…

Jan 01, 2025

Happy New Year, @corndalorian, King of…

Happy New Year, @corndalorian, King of All Memes. 🤣🌽🤙…

Jan 01, 2025

I’m not Spanish (though I’…

I’m not Spanish (though I’m sometimes told I look like I am), but I enjoy their tradition of eating grapes at the stroke