I had a dream there was a new kind of banana I’d never seen before called the “landscape banana.” It was named this way because the stem connected to the fruit in the middle instead of at the end and was flatter than an ordinary banana, so it looked kind of like the head of a hammerhead shark. It stayed green when it was ripe, and it tasted a lot like vanilla custard, and I’ll never get to experience one because it doesn’t exist.
I had a dream there was…
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